Nairobi rarely allows anyone to claim they are just passing through. The city quickly assigns you roles commuter, hustler, or permanent traffic observer.
Nairobi traffic has mastered the art of meditation, forcing drivers to sit still while convinced they are almost there for the last two hours.
Even matatus seem to have personality disorders, switching from gospel music to dancehall within seconds of hitting a pothole.
Nairobi remains the only city where you plan to leave home early, but the road decides your destiny and your breakfast time.
Still everyone insists they will move out next year for real though. Get The Full Story Here